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LADIES:

ON THE SEPTEMBER 21st, 1999 EDITION OF DUCTAPE RADIO, CO-HOST KAI BOYSEN WILL BE CONSUMING GRAPE-FLAVORED GINSENG. HIDE YOUR CHILDREN, BUT TUNE IN, BABY!

The Explanation (written prior to airing):

On August 28th, 1999, your faithful Ductape Radio hosts (Zach, Kai and Sam) did their usual schtick for Ductape Radio. Played some music, made fun of each other, took a full roll of pictures using a camera that we found... Y'know, the usual. But on this fateful day, things would be a bit different. After the show, the three hosts started heading back home in Zach's car, only to discover that Sam had a ferocious craving for ice cream. Sam being vegan, our heroes went to a health food store and bought some weird-ass Tofu chipwhiches. While Sam was paying for his newly-bought faux-dairy delights, Kai and Zach took a liking to a display case filled with flavored vials of Ginseng and picked out their favorite ones. Kai chose grape, while Zach chose Capuccino. Anxious to try the mysterious liquid, Kai offered to chug it immediately. But alas, Zach forced him to hold his horses (so to speak) and save it for next week's show. Eventually, we decided to make a ROMANCE EDITION of Ductape Radio, and are setting it up for September 21st, 1999 at 5PM. At the show's commencement, Kai will drink the Ginseng, and the antics are bound to ensue. Also, Kai will be interviewing Ductape's own The Stiffs (and will likely make a pass at Rob).

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