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|The Meligrove Band|
|I've looked into it, and
there's absolutely no way to get people to like you
without a Meligrove Band t-shirt. In other words, order
this puppy now! Check out The Meligrove Band at the
Ductape Records site by clicking here.
|Eww... You're A Girl And Girls Suck!|
|Mr. Joey Jerimiah himself
graces his presence to the front of this shirt! The back
is the Wu-Tang insignia on its side; perfect for any and
all white kids looking to have the shit beaten out of
them! Check out the Eww... site at Ductape Online by
|Three ferocious boys from
the heart of Toronto. They really are ferocious. Sharp
claws, black teeth... You can't stop them. Order this
shirt and get more lovin' from the opposite sex than you
ever thought possible! No joke!
To order any of the above pieces of body-warming devices, make the cheque out to Zach Feldberg and send your money to us at:
Ductape, P.O. Box 741, 1057 Steeles Ave. W., North York, ON., M2R 3X1, Canada.
Please e-mail us at email@example.com before you order! Availability is limited. If you've seen a shirt by any of our bands and it's not listed here, please let us know and we'll see if we can get a copy for you!
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